HAHAHAHEEELLL NOO! In fact, I've arranged a preliminary FREE "head start" roast-n-toast by being a cadaver doner at the closest major medical university which is about 160 mi. away. Unfortunately, a "Licensed Funeral Home" has to transport my dead carcass which will HAVE to be paid for (damn $$ diggers) when they could just throw it in the bed of a pick-up truck and drive it down-especially in the winter. I'd pay for gas and a great party and it'd STILL be cheaper than what these "Funeral" people will likely charge. "I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints The sinners have much more fun... Only the AC's die young!" All the stress does us a number, I do believe.... TW
Feck no! Meeting face to face with Satan will be a relief after 50 years around that bat shit loon of a mother.
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ReplyDeleteIn fact, I've arranged a preliminary FREE "head start" roast-n-toast by being a cadaver doner at the closest major medical university which is about 160 mi. away. Unfortunately, a "Licensed Funeral Home" has to transport my dead carcass which will HAVE to be paid for (damn $$ diggers) when they could just throw it in the bed of a pick-up truck and drive it down-especially in the winter. I'd pay for gas and a great party and it'd STILL be cheaper than what these "Funeral" people will likely charge.
"I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints
The sinners have much more fun...
Only the AC's die young!"
All the stress does us a number, I do believe....
TW
I think I've done hell already. I call it my childhood.
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